4.30 pm
Girl texts : u..u wtpe?
Boy texts : I bru pas class ni..mcm nk pengsan la
Girl texts : yeke..nape?
Boy texts : pning kepala gle la..
Girl texts : u dh mkn ke blum?
Boy texts : blum lg..
Girl texts : pegi la mkn..u x mkn mmg la pning..ade duit x?
Boy texts : ade..tp i x larat la u, i nk tdo
Girl texts (nk mrh dh ni) : pegi la minum milo ais ke ape, u x ckup gula dlm darah tu taw, kang otak u x ley nk function, u pegi la minum manis2 dlu baru tdo..(explanation penuh saintifik!)
Boy texts : i x larat la u..k la, i nk tdo
Girl texts : Bye. (Translation : kalo nk mampos, ske ati ko ar)
6.00 pm
Girl calls boy and boy's friend picks up.
Girl : Asoi mane? (that's what they call him)
Friend : awk, asoi pegi hospital la, die gastric.
Girl (terkejut beruk!) : La yeke, sape bwk die? hospital mane?
Friend : urm, x taw la awk, kwn die bwk, sy x knl..die tgl fon die kt umah, die charge.
Girl : sepupu die bwk kot..erm, xpe la awk, ckp kt die lain kali x yah la mkn k, biar smpai pengsan, lain kali degil la lagi x nk dgr ckp org.
Friend : urm ok2..
Girl : kalo die dh balik nnt suro die call sy k, thx..
Friend : ok..
Girl dh risau gle ni, terus call sepupu die, sepupu die pon x taw pape, die ngah keje. Girl dh risau gle ni, terfikir gak nk pinjam kete sape2 drive g shah alam, kalo x dpt kete agak2 brape lame eh nk naik ktm? Nak call ayah die ke x eh? Ish..risau gile!!
Tibe2 boy miscall.
Girl pon cpt2 call blk. Mane taw kwn die ade berita baru kan.
Girl : hello? nape? sape ni?
Boy : U...
Girl : U dh ok dh ke? u ktne ni? u knape? (suara penuh kesedihan)
Boy : *Gelak sekuat hati*
Girl : U gelak ke u nangis ni?? kenapa ni?
Boy : April fool!!
Girl : (Blurr gle..ape die ni ckp ni??) wat? ape u ckp?
Boy : (Gelak makin kuat) April fool!!
Girl : (Masih x percaya) ape u ckp ni???
Boy : (Control gelak sket) April fool la yang..
Girl diam. Girl trus letak phone. Girl off phone. Girl x taw ble nk on phone. Girl malu sbb dh ngadu kt kwn n risau2 td. Girl malu sbb dh call sepupu n kwn dia. Girl rasa nasib baik girl x naik tren trus g shah alam. Girl x nak on phone dh.
Nantikan babak seterusnya.
*Girl di dalam cerita ini anonymous ye..
8 years ago
8 comments:
hahaha XD klaka. serious klaka. bgus awk nih azwa. kalu sy la musti mcm oh eyh? msk spital? ooo ok. ha mcm tuh. tadenya sampai nak drive pg sa. bgus azwa! =D
kalu dia ckp xsiden ke. then yes br sy panic ckit. ckit je la tp. haha.
die mkn pagi je taw!
msti la sy panic!
x psl2 coma..
bdo!
hish!!
omg!
smpai dh g hospital!
guys mmg melampau kdang2 kan!
lawak dgt la tu..
gelak la byk2 utk diorg..
kecian lak xde sape gelak at his "joke"
hahahaha
tp seb baik his fren yg bwt, not him..
ni bf sendiri yg wat, mmg rase nk baling dlm gaung..!
yes yes..mmg melampau..
in my case yg plg sad adalah bile my dad ckp
'len kali kalo ayah tak caye lagi, jgn kecik ati..'
my point is..
people around kite yg terlibat skali tu affected jugak coz of the stupid joke..
dengan malunye pd dorunk..
mm..
so, what's the next babak in your story??
tu ar psl, luckily no one else was affected in my story..tp mmg bngang gle la..the next babak? haha i dh mls nk tulis..kitorg gado smpai 3am n pastu xley bgn g posting coz migrain..i hate april's fool!
I think those yg kenakan org sampai melampau tu la the real fool. Kan, kan.
Oh, hari tu ade la this fella yg jaga meat section kat Tesco. When I went nak timbang barang, he said "dik, nape baju kotor?"
memang before that ade kuah tumpah but i thought dah bersihkan so i tunduk n tgk la. then the guy said 'april's fool'..
then i laughed and he said sorry, like a thousand times coz he takut la he's a stranger and tibe2 buat lawak bodo camtu.
but that's the point.
It was a harmless joke.
although some might still take offence, it was still a harmless joke..
btl2..!
hahaha!
bdo la abg meat section tu.
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